ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
want to burn 1000s of calories fast???
- try to put your bed sheets on your bed
all i want out of life is perfect skin, nice hair, and for luke hemmings to roughly pick me up, slam me against a wall and fuck the shit out of me until i can’t move now why is that too much to ask
why the fuck would a woman pretend to like videogames to fuck some fedora neckbeard i dont get this concept i dont think it’s ever happened
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad